December 2010
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go Shawwwty Iss My Birffday, We...
BUT SERIOUSLY, I’M 19 TODAY AND I’M GONNNA PARTTYYY MY ASS OFF!
I adore when you say 'I love you'. It makes my...
lezbfrands:
Always. Always. Always. <3
I wonder if anyone on Tumblr finds me attractive.
because I have the sex appeal of a brick.
I love realizing how much of a lesbian I was when...
fuckyeahcheerioskirts:
…Hindsight!
it all makes sense now
i hate it when people take pictures of their face,
and then put the caption as “ignore my face”. bitch,how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
“I don’t have sperm. That’s why I’m freaking out. I don’t have sperm, and I am...”
– Ellen DeGeneres, If These Walls Could Talk 2 (via theheightofsummer)
Teacher calls on me during class:
dawniaa:
I’m like:
Then she asks for the answer and I’m like:
Then she turns her back and calls on someone else and I’m like:
Then she looks back at me and I’m like:
28655.) i want you to shove me against a wall and...
The awkward moment when everyone is singing happy...
directi0nlessyes-:
melilovescupcakes:
do i just sit there and smile? do i clap? do i sing along? do i look at them?
Oh my god I thought I was the only one. I really hate when people sing that to me.
that awkward moment when you have...